What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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