mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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