Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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