I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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