Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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