i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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