Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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