is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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