I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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