Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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