if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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