There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
