Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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