Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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