I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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