im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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