So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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