We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
MIDGETS
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
