This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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