it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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