at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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