Nicole vs. Life
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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