why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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