if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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