How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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