I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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