you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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