Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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