i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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