you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
