this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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