I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
