Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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