Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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