FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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