guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
