Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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