I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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