He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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