She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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