what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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