After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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