it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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