When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
