just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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