so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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