sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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