Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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