i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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