So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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