We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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