@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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