If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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