it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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