I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize