Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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