They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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