i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize